What God Could It Be?

Random House has a spoiler for the next Eragon novel here.Here are my guesses as to what God it could be.The God of Hackneyed Plot DevicesThe God of Paper-Thin CharactersThe God of Generic ProseThe God of Overhyped Self-IndulgenceThe God of Stultifying EnnuiThe God of Wanting Jeremy Irons To Be In Crap Movies Forever