Felix Gilman Attacked by Hamster, All Because of Scott Sigler

13 comments on “Felix Gilman Attacked by Hamster, All Because of Scott Sigler

  1. Larry says:

    That…that was awesome/freaky! I guess Felix’s Hamster-fu wasn’t what he thought it was.

    *is now afraid of checking the mail, in case other rabid rodents might have been sent via the post*

  2. Andrew says:

    I knew he couldn’t take the Hamster!

  3. Anonymous says:

    As a professional duel lawyer I have to seriously question the manner and spirit in which the duel was conducted. Surely the package should have been clearly labelled to allow Mr Gilman the chance to familiarise himself with the rules and to take the opportunity to acquire a firearm. I can only suggest that it is most fortunate that Mr Gilman was carrying a kitchen knife at the time and inform Mr Vandermeer that he is on very shakey ground.

  4. The recent rise in Hamster attacks explained… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdDRfeOPDek

  5. Grant Stone says:

    Oh man. I was going to read Thunderer. But if there’s no hamsters…

  6. Sir Tessa says:

    …..is that hamster wearing a bondage harness?

  7. Sir Tessa says:

    No, wait, it’s a gun.

    NO WONDER I WAS MISTAKEN.

  8. All weaponry supplied by Dave Larsen. It’s a miniature AK-47.

  9. Um, Tessa, I’m no expert, but…what kind of bondage harness looks like THAT?

    Jeff

  10. Sir Tessa says:

    That one. Right there. Look, it’s dark on this monitor, it’s just a black thingy. Thing-y.

    I shall now play my “I am on nightshift and thus get out of jail free” card. NATCH.

  11. Larry says:

    A BDSM hamster packing heat. Felix didn’t stand a chance. Poor guy. Now I wonder how much rehab he’ll need after the physical rehab?

  12. Jeff Parish says:

    I’ve always warned people about the dangers of those little rodents. But did anyone listen? Nooooo. Not until it’s too late! The end is nigh, people!

  13. for kitchen knife, i would always use ceramic kitchen knifes because they are sharper and tougher than steel knifes ~-,

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