A Sampling of Visual Birthday Wishes: I Wish to Be Feared
Jeff VanderMeer • July 8th, 2011 @ 8:46 am • Evil Monkey

(Like this image by Todd Vandemark? For liking it, you owe it to me to buy this.)

(Leah Thomas sent me this, after I questioned whether a bear hat she’d mentioned was plush or real. The offending word I crossed out for this version.)

(Jeremy Zerfoss sent in this one because he’s nutso.)
Evil Monkey:
How was your birthday?
Jeff:
Good! I worked hard, I wrote, I played hard. I observed internet kerfuffle with wry amusement and horror, as usual. Ann bought me a nice dinner and got me a thoughtful gift. We watched House.
Evil Monkey:
I was out getting naked in bars.
Jeff:
Glad I missed that.




July 8, 2011 at 9:33 am
I don’t know what Machiavelli would think of the effect of the topmost, but I am delighted nonetheless, and it is now my desktop image.
July 13, 2011 at 3:01 am
I wish you the great happiness and fun on your birthday.