1. jeff vandermeer says

    Caitlin: Thanks. That means a lot coming from you. Borges, Shirley Jackson, and Clark Ashton Smith make cameos later. Don’t ask how…

  2. David Mynning says

    And remember Jeff, national treasure and Quaaludes do not have to be mutually exclusive. You can have both.

  3. Hellbound Heart says

    unreal…..what strikes me is how it must’ve just flowed from you because i noticed the almost total absence of scribbled-out words….
    peace and love……

  4. says

    I’m just recovering from a virus that gave me a high fever and terrible nightmares every night, and then I log into the web and then this….

    I love it. The only horror we have down here is silly movies about killer pigs (Razorback); or going to the Zoo and hearing some bogan exclaim “it’s a water pig” (there wasn’t a drop of water in the entire enclosure – and it was a peccary, anyway) or “look, that’s a harthog, darling” (didn’t he originally discover Australia?) and my husband saying the next time we went to the Zoo, “Shall we visit Harthog the water-pig again?”

    I’m hanging out for Borges.

  5. Jeff VanderMeer says

    Was he lefthanded? I’m part of the League of Crappy Lefthanded Handwritists.