What Am I Thinking? And Plug Yer Stuff

Jeff VanderMeer • July 10th, 2009 @ 12:28 pm • Uncategorized

So…here’s the deal. I’m off the internets and on vacation until Sunday night. Between now and then, tell me what I’m thinking in the photo above. Winner will receive a cool book.

Or, if you’d rather, just plug yer latest creative project. Or, do both by plugging yer latest creative project by telling me what I’m thinking. Or…go home, have a nice rest and a bath, and drink a nice margarita and ferget the blogosphere even exists.


40 Responses to “What Am I Thinking? And Plug Yer Stuff”

  1. Felix Gilman says:

    you’re thinking: mimesis

  2. Steve Nagy says:

    You’re thinking you’ve found the Lovecraft’s sippy cup.

  3. stephen beytebiere says:

    Why did i come here ? i are they trying to kill us here in k-mart with the smells .this is as far as i go ,this look like something i like but it smells , take my pic. and then i will put it back .what will they think of next ,

  4. Erin says:

    “Ann, will you buy this for me?!”

  5. Deightine says:

    “I wonder if I can get my eyes that wide for the camera. …just a little.. wider… before they dry out…”

  6. Alex Carnegie says:

    “You’re thinking you’ve found the Lovecraft’s sippy cup.” Hahahahah! Nice!

  7. Kris says:

    Who comes up with weird stuff?

  8. Andreas Black says:

    “…and here’s my Marty Feldman impression — now with squid cup.”

  9. Júlíus Árnason says:

    “Whhaaa! How…?! Why…?! Am I a cup?”

  10. Mary Rose says:

    “And to complete my plan, I’ll use these innocent looking cephalopod-shaped cups to turn every child into a …. capybara under my complete control. Ouch, diabolical plans give me a headache. Pass the eye drops and pain tabs please, Ann. Um, Ann. Please before my head starts to look like the sippy cup.”

  11. Daniel Ausema says:

    “This is so going to be the design for the cover of the next Squid-punk anthology–a YA variation I’ll call Kid Squid.”

  12. Steve Buchheit says:

    To late Jeff realized that it was actually a Blue Ringed Octopus cup that had been holding it’s breath until it turned purple.

    And not exactly my stuff, but I’m going to Viable Paradise this year. Woohoo!

  13. Bob Lock says:

    When the shocking realization sunk in, that Jeff’s fart was wetter than usual, he desperately tried to focus the cameraman’s attention on his upper body by creatively asking, ‘tell me what I’m thinking…’ whilst grasping the nearest object and clenching his buttocks tightly…

  14. jeff vandermeer says:

    I guess I forgot to add that vulgarity will be disqualified… :)

  15. James says:

    “I think I just figured out where those other tentacles went.”

  16. Nick Mamatas says:

    You’re thinking, “Hmm, that’s the last time I’m getting a haircut during one of my 72-stays in the psych ward. Oh Squiddy, why didn’t you warn me!”

    Also, people should buy my new collection You Might Sleep…

  17. Bob Lock says:

    (I guess I forgot to add that vulgarity will be disqualified… :))

    That’s a bummer…


  18. Bryan Russell says:

    Jesus Christ, how did this get from my bathtub into the store?

  19. Hellbound Heart says:

    ….i wonder if i take it home will it get on with the cats……is it house trained? how big does it grow? what do i feed it? will i still be able to use the bathtub? nah……i’d end up flushing it down the toilet…..ann, let’s go to the home hardware section…..

    peace and love……

  20. Brian Lindenmuth says:

    “Hee, hee, I wrote a noir.”

  21. Tom McCluskey says:

    Your mind is blanking, just like River Tam’s did when she saw a very similar octopus.

  22. Paul Riddell says:

    “Believe it or not, this used to be my gall bladder.”

    As for creative projects, I have a new gardening column in the next Gothic Beauty, and I’m working on a Seekrit Project that’ll make your eyes bleed.

  23. Gio Clairval says:

    “Meet my kid brother.”

  24. Nigel says:

    ‘If I blink, it’ll drink.’

  25. Charles Tan says:

    “What have they done to my publicist?”

  26. Justin Mitchell says:

    Powderpuff Girls style meets zombie octopus advertising. (Slogan: “Octocana. Fresh brains, straight from the source. Now both Cute AND Delicious!”)

  27. Todd Pollman says:

    “In the immortal words of Socrates – ‘I drank what?'”

  28. mark heath says:

    “Man, this is embarrassing. Show them the funny cup. Maybe they won’t notice the tiny head growing out of my right shoulder…”

  29. Graham Storrs says:

    “Yes, O Pink Squid Mistress, I will take you to the Whitehouse to pursue your plans for world domination. No, I don’t think that colour makes your head look fat.”

  30. Ennis Drake says:

    Jeff VanderMeer was thinking: “Was that the flash?”

    But that wasn’t the important thing. The crucial thing. The fulcrum point.


    The critical picture was painted (pale red hues) in the thought that _escaped_ Jeff VanderMeer — the thing so few of us are thinking in that instant when we are devoured by Life and spat into our shallow holes. Jeff was not thinking, “This is the last moment.”

    Shock-blue light seared. Was that the flash? And Evil Monkey — swollen and tragically comic on his murder-perch — flung himself from the top shelf.


    My latest short, “Love: The Breath of Eagleray”, can be found at underlandpress.com; give it a whirl. It won’t be the worst ten minutes of your life. I don’t think.


    Enjoy your margaritas, Jeff. Cheers.

  31. Larry says:

    “My name is Juan Váldez. One can grow coffee in many countries, but it is special when it is grown in Colombia

  32. drax says:

    “When the time is right, will YOU be ready?”

  33. GlenH says:

    See? It isn’t just me. Other people have this problem too.

  34. Jeff Johnson says:

    Hmm. Eyes wide and glassy… a touch of fear? You are wondering if the object in your hand has contaminated you with microscopic black government pyramids. Sadly, it very likely has. Put it down, take two asprin, and wash your hands repeatedly.

  35. Melanie Typaldos says:

    This would never happen in Ambergris. Why can’t cephalopods get any respect in this world?

  36. Jeff VanderMeer says:

    Heh. Well, that’s a pretty easy one–Steve Nagy and Lovecraft’s sippy cup. Steve email me your address at vanderworld at hotmail.com. You get a copy of the Finch ARC.

  37. Luí­s Rodrigues says:

    Here’s what Jeff is thinking: “Shit! Slugs don’t have shells!”

  38. Tonia Brown says:

    “I think you have a point my lovely little sippy cup. I think she IS laughing at us.”

    I’m starting up an erotic zombie novella soon. Super sexcited about that one, I is.

  39. Robert Moses says:

    Fruity Oaty Bars!

  40. Alex Carnegie says:

    “Ann, I think it’s looking at me. No sudden movements! Slowly now, pass me the axe…”

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