Helsinki Escalates Penguin Wars
Jeff VanderMeer • May 4th, 2009 • Culture
(Sick of penguin wars? Well, I’m not.)
Trusted spy correspondent Juha Tupasela provides valuable intel on an escalation I was unaware of:
“Your influence continues to be seen here in the far north, now in the form of heavily armed penguins (you will of course recall the plague of mushroom infiltrators I told you about earlier this year). It looks like the penguin wars that you’ve been publicizing over the past months have spilt over into Helsinki in the form of posters advertising a heavy metal festival. I can’t explain it, but somehow you seem to have tapped into Helsinki’s vibe, or Helsinki has tapped into your vibe. Either way, this connection promises interesting times ahead for the city. I’m sorry for the poor quality of the photo, it was taken in the middle of morning rush hour on the metro. I’ll try to get a better one later this week.”
It’s kind of Juha to blame me for the penguin thing, but it’s actually the fault of native species.
I will await further intel. But, as usual, me ‘n’ Helsinki–we’re good buds.














Award-winning writer Jeff VanderMeer's final novel in his Ambergris Cycle, Finch, has just been published in the the UK from Atlantic's Corvus imprint. His writer guide Booklife and associated Booklifenow website focus on sustainable creativity. Forthcoming books include The Thackery T. Lambshead Cabinet of Curiosities and The Steampunk Bible. His short fiction has appeared in Conjunctions, Library of America's American Fantastic Tales, and several year's best anthologies. He writes nonfiction for The Washington Post Book World, Omnivoracious, The New York Times Book Review, the B&N Review, and many others. If you like the blog, please consider