Penguin Wars Intensify Across Globe

Jeff VanderMeer • March 30th, 2009 @ 8:15 pm • Culture

Anyone who has followed this blog knows of our continuing interest in and concern about the penguin war situation. To get yourself up to speed if you’re unaware of this international crisis, just visit Sir Tessa’s comprehensive blog entry, with massive imagery and summary.

Here’re a couple more images from said entry to show you the importance of this issue:

Not to mention these developments:

Club Penguin

Penguin War Simulator

Penguin bombs dropping:

Penguins trying to elicit our deepest sympathy before they totally destroy our way of life:

(And really not to mention penguins managing their own presets, muted nine-second penguins, and a penguin sentinel up a tree!)

But now it has come to my attention that the invasion continues on the cultural-capitalist front:

10 Responses to “Penguin Wars Intensify Across Globe”

  1. Charles Tan says:

    Oh no, it’s a penguin invasion! Thankfully, I live in an archipelago so they’ll never breach our waters lest they die of the heat…

  2. Tess @ Work says:

    Am I seeing this right? Is they gave green, pink and purple…but no black paint?

  3. Jeff VanderMeer says:

    Psychedelic penguins.

  4. Marty Stephenson says:

    You’re not safe Charles:

  5. Charles Tan says:

    Marty: The pollution will block their vision and make them collide with buildings.

    An evil monkey invasion, on the other hand…

  6. August Wahnsinger says:

    If it weren’t for the imperialist policies of orcas and humans, penguins would have no need for retaliation. This situation requires dialogue, not more threats and accusations.

    Shame on you, Mr. VanderMeer, for stoking such wild fires of fear and intolerance!

    A. Wahnsinger

  7. Allen Parmenter says:

    I am not a human being. I am a Penguin.

    Die all of you human pigs!

  8. Matt Staggs says:


  9. Samuel S says:

    The Georgia Aquarium penguins look a lot like the ones in the japanese commercial. Conincidence?

  10. mitchal florian says:

    oops sorry no clue

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