Penguin Wars Intensify Across Globe

Anyone who has followed this blog knows of our continuing interest in and concern about the penguin war situation. To get yourself up to speed if you’re unaware of this international crisis, just visit Sir Tessa’s comprehensive blog entry, with massive imagery and summary.

Here’re a couple more images from said entry to show you the importance of this issue:

Not to mention these developments:

Club Penguin

Penguin War Simulator

Penguin bombs dropping:

Penguins trying to elicit our deepest sympathy before they totally destroy our way of life:

(And really not to mention penguins managing their own presets, muted nine-second penguins, and a penguin sentinel up a tree!)

But now it has come to my attention that the invasion continues on the cultural-capitalist front:

Comments

  1. says

    Oh no, it’s a penguin invasion! Thankfully, I live in an archipelago so they’ll never breach our waters lest they die of the heat…

  2. says

    If it weren’t for the imperialist policies of orcas and humans, penguins would have no need for retaliation. This situation requires dialogue, not more threats and accusations.

    Shame on you, Mr. VanderMeer, for stoking such wild fires of fear and intolerance!

    Sincerely,
    A. Wahnsinger

  3. Samuel S says

    The Georgia Aquarium penguins look a lot like the ones in the japanese commercial. Conincidence?