Comments on: Do You Have Writing Questions? Ask the VanderMarmot

By: Colleen

Colleen — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:31:10 +0000

Please tell me how to write a first person two page story with out the words I or me. I’ new at writing and my crit club has given me this assignment. thanks Colleen

By: Jeff VanderMeer

Jeff VanderMeer — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:29:47 +0000

MARMOT IN MEMPHIS. ANSWERS SOMETIME.

By: Timblynod

Timblynod — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:46:19 +0000

Larry, yeah, Marms done gone and bust a nut again.

By: Larry

Larry — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:14:28 +0000

Can’t wait to see the marmot get crunk on yo ass, Timblynod.

By: Timblynod

Timblynod — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:06:16 +0000

Marmot be trippin. (fo shizzle)

By: Jeff VanderMeer

Jeff VanderMeer — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:17:52 +0000

MARMOT ENRAGED BY “shizzle with the bookizzles” NONSENSE! But will answer rest in morning.

By: Timblynod

Timblynod — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:57:43 +0000

‘Sup Marms, check it: for the writer in the rough, do you prescribe a minimum daily word count? A minimum set of hours each day reading, getting shizzle with the bookizzles?

By: Larry

Larry — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:03:29 +0000

O royal Mamot,

When writing a touching scene of marmot-on-marmot LURVE, do you use any “speshul” writing aids, such as an Elvis bobblehead doll that moves to the dulcet sounds of “hunka burnin’ love”? Or does that sort of aid little more than superstitious twaddle not worthy of a stuffed marmot’s sawdust thought?

By: Bob Lock

Bob Lock — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:31:51 +0000

Hey Gary!
Hands off, that’s my idea, but I’ll sell you the rights to Treasure Islandopus for a small fee…

By: Matt Staggs

Matt Staggs — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:13:11 +0000

“Nice marmot”
(Obligatory “Big Lebowski” reference; now satisfied).