Housekeeping and the Limits of My Power

You may have noticed an interruption in this blog being available. Apparently, the server was heating up and they had to cool it down. Everything should be fine going forward.

My powers do not include keeping servers cool. Nor do they cover this query that came in through my hotmail:

I am wondering whether or not you offer full novel writing services, where I send you the information and you write the novel. If so, please get back with me.

Alas, I am not Isaac Asimov…