Predator Say: “Vote! Kill! Er, No, Not Kill–VOTE First!”
Friend, writer, and bookseller Caleb Wilson emailed today to relate how Predator: South China Sea has become involved in the early voting process: “I voted early today, and I was reading your Predator novel in the line (about a 45-minute wait) and of course took it into the booth with me, and in the end it was the book that pushed the ballot into the machine. Thought you might like to know that your book has now taken a small role in this election!”
So remember to vote. And bring the Predator along if you like. He believes in the right to bear arms and the right to tear arms. He believes in a strong defense by preemptively being offensive. And, from his extensive vacations in remote locations he too believes in the value of isolated small-town America…
Also, thanks again to Will Hindmarch for his blogging, and I’ll post an introduction to our next guest, David Moles, shortly…
October 26, 2008 at 4:45 pm
and it also believes in the right to arm bears, apparently (see here: http://uglybadbear.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/08-10-123.jpg) :)
October 26, 2008 at 6:45 pm
But does it support the right to keep arms while bare? The nudists out there are demanding an answer!
Plus, I don’t know if the Predator shares my “communist, terrorist-loving, socialist” ways. I mean, what if the only difference between the Predator and Sarah Palin is the lipstick and the fact that the Predator probably doesn’t spend $150K on clothing accessories?
October 26, 2008 at 6:57 pm
The Predator only wears a special line of Versace.
October 26, 2008 at 7:37 pm
“Those who vote in elections decide nothing . Those who count the votes decide everything”
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October 26, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Trust says to have no sense of humor.
October 26, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Would the Predator be willing to be swank in its Versace PredGearâ„¢ while it disembowels those who fail to consider voting for it?
October 26, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Thanks for having me on, Jeff. And thanks to all y’all who commented this week. I hope I’ll see you all around the Internet again soon.
October 10, 2009 at 4:25 pm
You never can be too careful with a subject like this people need to take notice.