I Take It All Back
Cat Rambo • September 30th, 2008 @ 10:19 pm • Uncategorized
The Meyer book turns out to have been sent by a pranksome VanderMeer, which I would have realized had I looked at the inscription on the title page:
For Cat Rambo -
Maybe some day you will learn not to be a HATER. Until then, SUCK EGGS you pathetic monkey-headed loser!
Stephanie Meyer
P.S. Rot in hell, hellspawn!!!
As it turns out, Jeff has, in addition to doing the Predator novel, been writing the Meyer books in an attempt to expunge the demons of his Mormon background. And he wears funny shoes. You’ll get yours, VanderMeer.
October 1, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I heard somewhere there’s a company that will sneakily plant thousands of plastic flamingos on your target’s lawn at night. Maybe they do penguins too. Just saying…
October 1, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Hmmmmm…….
October 1, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Do you really have a monkey-head?
October 1, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Yes, but I usually keep it in the closet.
October 1, 2008 at 9:33 pm
I’m guessing that a stuffed meerkat will be sent in the mail, with the head decapitated?
October 1, 2008 at 10:08 pm
All of the stuffed meerkats on Amazon are plush toys. I need to find a taxidermist with a spare one they’re willing to part with.
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 am
That might be tough to find. Perhaps just buy a pattern and have one sewn sans head?
October 2, 2008 at 8:30 am
One word: Cockroaches.
October 2, 2008 at 10:47 am
Well, Christmas is coming. Perhaps he’ll get a visit from Dapper D, The Christmas Skeleton!
October 2, 2008 at 3:51 pm
You mean like this, Matt?
December 13, 2011 at 2:00 am
You’ve imprsseed us all with that posting!