Embracing Our Other Selves: Formula for Creating Your Literary Name
Interesting post expressing irritation about midlist authors in a “death spiral” of reduced sales having to use a pen name. Thanks to Gwenda for the link. (My current pen name, btw, which I’ve been using for over 25 years, is “Stephen King”.)
Really, though, I think we should embrace our other selves. A pen name provides a kind of freedom to reinvent oneself. It also depends on how much ego you have tied up in your name. If necessary–and even if unnecessary–I’d happily write under other names. In fact, should I ever finish this book for middle schoolers that I’m working on, I’ll be using the name “Buckwaldo Mudthumper” (so back off, Felix Gilman, Mr. Punkpunk–it’s taken!).
So, what’s your literary pen name? THIS IS THE OFFICIAL FORMULA (as created by, um, me):
(1) Use the first name of your favorite writer as your first name.
(2) Use the name of your first pet as your middle name or for your middle initial (if your pet had a separate last name…you’re a freak).
(3) Use the first or last name of your favorite character in fiction–your choice–as your last name.
Thus, I would be Vladimir Tiko Ahab…er, or not.
Jeff
April 28, 2008 at 10:44 am
Gene Repeat Hamlet
April 28, 2008 at 10:52 am
Looks like mine is George T Gully!
April 28, 2008 at 11:13 am
Jorge Lucky… oh man, I just realized I don’t have a clear cut favorite literary character. This is going to consume my afternoon.
April 28, 2008 at 11:33 am
Jeff W. Steerpike
I’m not sure if I have a favorite literary character, but Steerpike was the first really interesting character who came to mind.
April 28, 2008 at 11:37 am
Poul J. Bedlam
The last name was the hardest to choose to be honest. I don’t really have a favorite character. Poul J. Pepper was another one I thought of too.
April 28, 2008 at 11:38 am
The formula to find your drag queen (or king) name is usually more manageable: name of your first pet plus the name of the street you first lived on. Mine is Judy Conway which is nice since it matches my initials. I think Jeff should use Amber Gris before someone else does.
April 28, 2008 at 11:57 am
It could either be China Benson Coldwine or China Melissa Coldwine, depending on which of my cats was born before the other.
(My drag king name would be Benson Byfleets.)
April 28, 2008 at 12:03 pm
China Tiddles Kovacs
hmm… not sure I’d get much kudos from my middle name, unless you’re a cat I suppose?
Drag name:
Tiddles Edward
April 28, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Kurt T. Garp
April 28, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Grant Yoshi-Dracula.
(Yoshi Viola)
April 28, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Neil Ripper Holden
April 28, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Marcel T. Spider-Man (the T stands for Thudwimple)
April 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Tad T. Crowley, which actually has something of a ring to it, now that I look at it…
My stripper name would be Tigger Milbank, which is also frighteningly workable, for that particular profession, at least.
April 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Wow. These are complex. But, hey, stripping’s easy (I hear), writin’ stuff–that’s hard. Or something like that.
Jeff
April 28, 2008 at 1:11 pm
John L. Baggins
Your stripper name is your middle name and then the street you were born on.
Mine would be James Galaxy. LOL
April 28, 2008 at 1:14 pm
That L stands for Lisa.
John Lisa Baggins. That just sounds WEIRD.
April 28, 2008 at 1:14 pm
That L stands for Lisa.
John Lisa Baggins. That just sounds WEIRD.
April 28, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I think that makes mine John H. Lucifer.
I should also point out that in the post I explicitly distinguish “I just want to use another name” from “this is how publishers are going to trick stores into ordering a book they wouldn’t otherwise order (for really dumb reasons)”. It’s the second one that annoys me–if the publisher thinks a book is good enough to publish, knowing an author’s sales record, then there should be a way for them to get it in stores without having to trick the ordering software (or the buyers, if there are actually any of them left that pay attention at the line level) with a pseudonym. I don’t how to solve the problem, and kudos to the publishers, I guess, for finding a workaround and getting books out anyway, but it still annoys.
April 28, 2008 at 1:25 pm
George T Vimes
April 28, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Flannery S. Motes or Flannery S. Tarwater, are the first to come to mind, though it seems like I should spread the love among more than one author.
If you count from the first pet that I adopted myself, the S stands for Stagger, which sounds a lot cooler than the Silly it stands for if you count from childhood pet whose first name I can remember. How can I not remember my first two dogs’ names? I’m a horrible person, even if I was only 5 or younger at the time.
April 28, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Wait, if you go by your middle name, does that mean you only get a stripper last name? Sadly, Lane Poinciana sounds a lot more like a stripper than using my first name would.
April 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm
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April 28, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Chris: Oh, absolutely! Sorry if that wasn’t clear in my post.
I think this is also a situation where you laugh about it or you cry about it, and I’d prefer to laugh. Writers are so oppressed and privileged at the same time.
Jeff
April 28, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Kurt Tasmania Malachi! Or maybe Kurt T. Malachi?
April 28, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I had two first pets, so I’m either Mervyn Zürich Steerpike or, more entertainingly, Mervyn Lassie Steerpike.
April 28, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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April 28, 2008 at 2:00 pm
PS: Now I’m wishing I was really called John H. Lucifer.
April 28, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Brian B. Vimes….hell, B. B. Vimes has a nice ring to it. Keep your eyes peeled for an upcoming B. B. Vimes novel.
Well played, Mr. VanderMeer. Well played indeed.
April 28, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Samuel W Flesh
April 28, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Caitlín Sandy Plantagenet.
Amazingly (or perhaps not), this is also my stripper name.
April 28, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Jack Midnight Woland.
I think this means I have to (a) legally change my name right now, and (b) become a pirate lord.
April 28, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Mark Ginger Tuttle
April 28, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Gene G. Caine
April 28, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Porn name style pen name it is… Hmm.
Samuel Barkley Kovacs
April 28, 2008 at 3:36 pm
It’s really tough picking favorites… and we had three pets growing up…
Ray P. Dent? Kurt J. Buendía? Paul B. Kinbote?
April 28, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Hm. A lot of Kovacs fans I see. OK then…
Michael Garfield Jesperson
April 28, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Joseph S. Holmes
April 28, 2008 at 4:11 pm
S. stands for Shanna, a flamboyant name I chose for my pet Dalmatian when I was eleven, so you´ll forgive me, I believe… ;-)
April 28, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Jeez, mine’s way too boring — Jane Cordelia Bennet. that’s what I get for naming my cat after Lear’s third daughter, which is unspeakably pretentious to begin with.
April 28, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Actually, this is my pen name. My real name Judy del Fuego. I am 26 years old and work for a powerhouse hedge fund. Every January I get about 15,000 dollars in bonus money but end up blowing it at the casino. I like par-boiled shrimp and running in the sand. Anyone who wants to date me (and I mean anyone!) can call 204-567-3256. That is my mobile number. If I don’t answer please leave a message. I am really looking forward to hearing from you!
April 28, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Oh boy, is this going to get some strange looks from the few in the know:
Jorge W. Sorel
A pseudonym that only an Argentine-French lover of German Shepherds would love.
April 28, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Donald H. Springer, reporting for duty. Sounds like a name that once was prefaced by PFC or Midshipman, anyway. You know, the name of the older guy down the block who served in the Pacific, wore half-framed glasses and a crewcut, and used to mow his lawn every other day until his heart gave out and he wound up in a convalescent home . . . .
April 28, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Arthur Bitty Holmes? Doesn’t work. Especially for a girl like me.
April 28, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Hmm. Death Spiral has a nice pseudonomic ring….I’ve always wanted to pen an Executioner installment.
April 28, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Homer “Cuddles” Carraway
That does have a ring to it.
April 29, 2008 at 3:24 am
I can’t think of a favorite character. And my favorite writer is male. And I can’t think of a favorite female writer. Pff. So I’m Roger J. something.
Roger J. Deschain sounds good, and Roland is definitely *one* of my favorite characters… Roger J. Corwin sounds good too, but choosing the author of ‘Amber’ and the main character is a bit too much.
(Roger Zelazny and Roland Deschain for Dark Tower, of course… J stands for June, my first sort-of pet, a cat that I took care of at my country house. I never had a *real* pet because my mother hated furry and clawy animals getting near her furniture…)
April 29, 2008 at 9:46 am
Gabriel M. Durden, here.
April 29, 2008 at 11:29 am
Very difficult, but fun! Like you, I don’t really want to be Vladimir. So I’m picking my favorite contemporary novelist Kate Atkinson and end up with:
Kate P. Bezukhov
or
Kate P. Pierre
April 29, 2008 at 2:34 pm
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April 29, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Jane B. Samwise, which is slightly too close to Johnny B. Goode for my own comfort.
April 30, 2008 at 2:52 am
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April 30, 2008 at 7:12 am
Tough choices on favorite writers and characters, but mine might be Monica Viva Kington.
April 30, 2008 at 7:47 am
M.N. Smiley.
(M is Michael, N is for Nobody. Which was in fact the name of a cat.)
April 30, 2008 at 11:35 am
Poul? Andre? Arthur? S (for Steven)?
J (for Josephine - earliest cat I remember)
Greystoke? Amberglas? Vorkosigan? Mayo?
Decisions, decisions….
April 30, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Julia C. Jo
Julia Glass
Cinnamon, the dog
Jo March
April 30, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Charlotte T. Valjean
Charlotte Bronte
Tippy the Sheltie
Jean Valjean
May 1, 2008 at 9:50 am
I would be Warren J. Baggins
May 1, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Kurt P. Ginerva
May 2, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Diane Sebastian Sarek
…hmmm
May 2, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Damn! Now I’m totally conflicted…which would look better on a royalty check, Lulu Roxanne (the ubitquitous porn name) or Pamela Daisy Carter? It’s also fun figuring out what characters and authors folks are referring to in the previous posts…!
I have to confess, though, our SECOND pet was named Scottie…after Scottie! My dad always got a kick out of telling said bassett hound to beam him up…
May 5, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Harlan F. Russell. Boring!
(Stripper Name - Frosty Iberville…I like it!)