Why I Love Ann


Me: “Oh–and I’m going to have to have you film me throwing a squid.”
Ann: “You got it.”

No hesitation. Just, “You got it,” although in a kind of overly enthusiastic tone that might’ve indicated “you crazy.”

Flashback to a year or so ago, 1am in the morning.

Me (nudging Ann): I need to find a monkey puppet tomorrow.
Ann: “You got it.”


  1. Andrew says

    Mybrothers have said weirder things in my sleep before.

    Actually this summer, my older brother started screaming and attacking me in his sleep.