Seven Deadly Words of Book Reviewing
Jeff VanderMeer • March 26th, 2008 @ 8:02 pm • Culture
Marty Halpern directs my attention to this compelling and poignant piece on Papercuts.
My least favorite words in book reviews are actually:
Crepuscular
Bovine
Slime-aided
Gravid ovoid
Barnacular
Steinivented
Thorgock
Fluvid
Grottitated
Mandibular (unless they are talking about my new character Juan Mandible Sick-Eyes)




March 26, 2008 at 8:45 pm
I’m kind of fond of crepuscular myself.
Of course being retired I can now point the finger at the hapless hacks. I think the following words should be banned from reviews: “good”, “bad”, “enjoyable”, “interesting”, “plot”, “character” and, of course, “author”.
March 26, 2008 at 11:02 pm
I think maybe I should be taking irony supplements, because I honestly can’t tell if you’re serious or not.
March 26, 2008 at 11:44 pm
I quite like Thorgock. He once saved my life by smiting a hobgoblin with his double-bladed axe.
March 27, 2008 at 7:53 am
I would not be surprised if John Clute has used all of these words in the same review.
March 27, 2008 at 8:39 am
In this novel, the crepuscular bovine, slime-aided by the gravid ovoid performs the barnacular purpose of steiniventing the so-called “Thorgock” of the plot. Fluvid and grottitated as it may be, it, in the end is merely mandibular.
March 27, 2008 at 9:12 am
I, too, can attest to Thorgock’s virtues. It is delicious and stays crispy in milk.
March 27, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I’m of the opinion that all of these words should be cycled into the general vocabulary as fast as possible :)
March 27, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I’ve seen “Fever Dream” quite a bit lately, but that one crosses both book reviews and movie reviews.
And, I’m a bit tired of it in both places.
March 28, 2008 at 12:46 am
One of these days, I’m going to dare to use “intrepid” and “copacetic” in the same sentence in a review, or maybe I’ll just go even further and use “smegma” to describe a smelly, nasty book that has no appeal to me.
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