Evil Monkey For President Poster

Jeff VanderMeer • February 18th, 2008 @ 9:10 pm • Evil Monkey

Poster by Zach Taylor. Soon to be available for order online, to fund Evil Monkey’s campaign. He knows he’s entering late, but if he can’t beat Huckabee, nobody can.

10 Responses to “Evil Monkey For President Poster”

  1. Larry says:

    What are Evil Monkey’s positions on health care, Iraq, Kosovo, plagiarism, and missionaries? After all, if I’m going to be voting Evil this year (like I’ve done the past few elections, including a vote for Nader), I need to be informed about what brand of Evil I’d be getting. Because I really don’t want another chimp in the White House.

  2. Jeff VanderMeer says:

    Health care: It’s for wimps. Die as you lived, without it.
    Iraq: Where is that again?
    Kosovo: Who cares?
    Plagiarism: Just do it!
    Missionaries: Good eating!

  3. Larry says:

    Good points. But what about Evolution? Evil for or against that? So far, he’s sounding quite a bit like Huckabee here…

  4. Jeff VanderMeer says:

    Evolution: Monkeys are as good as Humans

  5. Andrew C says:

    He has my vote!

  6. Larry says:

    Considering most of the Republicans that ran, I’d have to say that certain simians would have the advantage there.

  7. AutherMiller@OUSalesperson says:

    Is there any way a ressurected person can be put back on the election roll? I need to vote for this gu.. woma… ma… per… eh monkey.

  8. Chris Billett says:

    Monkey 2008: Why Vote For A Lesser Evil?

  9. Matt says:

    I think that you need a cafepress store with Evil Monkey 08 t-shirts…

  10. Larry says:

    I’d so buy one if those were available.

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