Evil Monkey For President Poster
Jeff VanderMeer • February 18th, 2008 @ 9:10 pm • Evil Monkey
Poster by Zach Taylor. Soon to be available for order online, to fund Evil Monkey’s campaign. He knows he’s entering late, but if he can’t beat Huckabee, nobody can.
February 18, 2008 at 9:39 pm
What are Evil Monkey’s positions on health care, Iraq, Kosovo, plagiarism, and missionaries? After all, if I’m going to be voting Evil this year (like I’ve done the past few elections, including a vote for Nader), I need to be informed about what brand of Evil I’d be getting. Because I really don’t want another chimp in the White House.
February 18, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Health care: It’s for wimps. Die as you lived, without it.
Iraq: Where is that again?
Kosovo: Who cares?
Plagiarism: Just do it!
Missionaries: Good eating!
February 18, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Good points. But what about Evolution? Evil for or against that? So far, he’s sounding quite a bit like Huckabee here…
February 18, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Evolution: Monkeys are as good as Humans
February 18, 2008 at 10:51 pm
He has my vote!
February 18, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Considering most of the Republicans that ran, I’d have to say that certain simians would have the advantage there.
February 19, 2008 at 4:43 am
Is there any way a ressurected person can be put back on the election roll? I need to vote for this gu.. woma… ma… per… eh monkey.
February 19, 2008 at 5:30 am
Monkey 2008: Why Vote For A Lesser Evil?
February 19, 2008 at 8:51 pm
I think that you need a cafepress store with Evil Monkey 08 t-shirts…
February 20, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I’d so buy one if those were available.