1. says

    What are Evil Monkey’s positions on health care, Iraq, Kosovo, plagiarism, and missionaries? After all, if I’m going to be voting Evil this year (like I’ve done the past few elections, including a vote for Nader), I need to be informed about what brand of Evil I’d be getting. Because I really don’t want another chimp in the White House.

  2. AutherMiller@OUSalesperson says

    Is there any way a ressurected person can be put back on the election roll? I need to vote for this gu.. woma… ma… per… eh monkey.