Sentences I Never Expected to Write: Example 1

Jeff VanderMeer • January 6th, 2008 @ 9:48 am • Uncategorized

She watched the drugged monkey duct-taped to the motion-controlled rifle get blasted into pulp, blood, and bone.

2 Responses to “Sentences I Never Expected to Write: Example 1”

  1. Nathan Ballingrud says:
    January 6, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    I, on the other hand, have been waiting a long time for you to write that very thing. And I thank you for it.

  2. Jeff VanderMeer says:
    January 6, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Wow. I just squirted water out of my nose. RAOTFL.

    JV

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