(1) Fewer squid.
(2) Keel fewer peoples with me mind bullets.
(3) Suffer fools better, so as to continue to like myself.
(4) Learn French or conquer the world.
(5) Stage “cat plays” renowned in the neighborhood for their rough truculence.
(6) Further develop the “demented sea captain” look I’m currently sporting.
(7) Learn to type with toes in case of horrible industrial accident.
(8) Write a story around the title “Buckwaldo Mudthumper Hocks a Hoe”.
(9) Fewer mushrooms.
(10) More meerkats.