Kitty Kurtz

Jeff VanderMeer • October 5th, 2007 @ 1:05 pm • Uncategorized

So I’m cleaning up, and prepping the rooms for vacuuming when I come upon a line of four things that look at first glance like soggy green paper twirled into little long cones. So I reach down to pick up the first one…and it’s a f—ing lizard tail. Eeeeee! One of our cats is a Kurtz!

Jeff

5 Responses to “Kitty Kurtz”

  1. Tess in Japan says:

    Aw, all that hard work stockpiling for winter and you ruined the surprise. There’s good eating in one of those.

  2. Jeff VanderMeer says:

    *Shudder*

  3. Matt Staggs says:

    “Meow”
    Translation: “As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.”

    /Charlie don’t surf!

  4. John Coulthart says:

    I’M IN UR HOUSE, ESSTERMINATIN ALL TEH BRUTES, LOL

  5. Jeff VanderMeer says:

    LOL! Good one, John.
    Jv

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